My Pirate Journal

Why can't a guy with an eye patch get a decent shot? Girls all think you're being funny or worse, handicapped. I'm not funny, and I'm sure as hell not handicapped ladies!


I gotta stop beating myself up. It's obviously their hang up if they can't see through my eye patch. Wait....what did I just say? I'm confused.


I need some boobies.


Stay salty.


And forever celebate.


Here's some strips for ya.