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I'm back!
It's been 2 months since I've last posted, and you deserve an explanation...
Roberta re-entered my life, which led to some bad nights, and well, I had a relapse.
That's right, I, Johnny the Urban freakin' Land Pirate got scurvy. Again. I know, I know...I should know better. You say: "Now, Johnny, you've learned time and time again that you can't live off of salted meats, old bread and alcohol." I know! I meant to put a lime in my Corona!
The doctor I saw was actually really impressed. He said he didn't know how someone my age, who didn't even go near a boat let alone spend months at sea, in the 21st Century no less could have survived so long, let alone get freakin' scurvy.
Ya hear that mom and dad!? Someone's impressed with ol'Johnny!
Now if only I could shake the chlamydia. There's always tomorrow.
Stay salty!
Roberta re-entered my life, which led to some bad nights, and well, I had a relapse.
That's right, I, Johnny the Urban freakin' Land Pirate got scurvy. Again. I know, I know...I should know better. You say: "Now, Johnny, you've learned time and time again that you can't live off of salted meats, old bread and alcohol." I know! I meant to put a lime in my Corona!
The doctor I saw was actually really impressed. He said he didn't know how someone my age, who didn't even go near a boat let alone spend months at sea, in the 21st Century no less could have survived so long, let alone get freakin' scurvy.
Ya hear that mom and dad!? Someone's impressed with ol'Johnny!
Now if only I could shake the chlamydia. There's always tomorrow.
Stay salty!
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