My Pirate Journal

I think I've suffered several heart attacks since Thanksgiving. I feel gravy in my veins. Bleck. I've been too fat to even check my livejournal. I'm sure I've been missed.

No one reads this.

Anyway, seeing the crew (aka my family) was interesting as always.

Why doesn't dad get I'm a pirate, and not gay?

There's a difference you old bastard!

Now I'm fat and crying...